i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
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Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
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BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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