But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
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