Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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