i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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