Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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