i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
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He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
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My breasts were aching with rage.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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