We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
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Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
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I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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