I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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