I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
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i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
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My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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