the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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