That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
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One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
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He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
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we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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