i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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