hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
zippers are such a cool invention
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When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
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Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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