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I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
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I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
She bit a glass in half.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
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He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Damn victory sex feels great
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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