No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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