I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
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There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
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BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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