Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
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Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
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How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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