I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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