i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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