she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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