3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
What a fucking waste of an outfit
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
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not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
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