scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
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I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
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remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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