Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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