No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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