Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
well most of my day revolves around power hour
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
