i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
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Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
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So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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