At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
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I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
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your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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