is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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