he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
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the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
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Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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