so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
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She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
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I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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