Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
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I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
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For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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