Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I'm like, not good at living.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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