i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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