Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Text me some of your sweat
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
