when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
home. puking in laundry basket.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
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