Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
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school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
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WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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