Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
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Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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