Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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