its not stalking. its research.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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