You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
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just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
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Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.