You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
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I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
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I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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