I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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