youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Watching her eat just hurts me
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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