he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
they're like a gay fantastic four
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What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
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In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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