pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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