I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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