My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
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but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
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Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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