Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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