Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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