When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
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I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
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Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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