with your own penis?
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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